Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 12, 2022

He’s horde of hearing.

It’s being recycled … back to the kitchen.

The container receiving the used oil has to be at least as large as the original container. (Just ask my garage floor)

Took me a minute.

Try smashing watermelons (Gallagher just died).

That little cauldron? Are you being attacked by dwarves?

he’s a mole

How about the inspection?

Climate change! Hit him with the solar panel

“Not So” Jiffy Lube

That’s what I call a dipstick.

he put it on the back burner…

Is he going to get rid of the oil in an environmentally favorable way?