I’ve seen a few anthropomorphic unicorns. But suddenly, I have disturbing images in my head of what would happen if unicorns tried to give some of their own traits to humans.
That sounds nothing like us. How preposterous. Though, I could go for some Doritos. Maybe I’ll eat them while watching a movie. Has anyone seen that new Halloween film? Supposedly, it’s pretty bad. Not really surprising; the series has had a long history of bad sequels. Did you know that Michael Meyers was originally going to be called “The Shape”? I think that’s true. And the story behind the 6th movie is pretty ridiculous. Still, gotta give the series credit for helping kick-start the slasher genre. And I think it at least had more direction than the Friday the 13th movies. Oh, you ever seen “Jason Takes Manhattan”? Yeah, right! They didn’t even have the budget to shoot more than like, 2 scenes in New York! And don’t get me started on the remakes from the 2000s! Hold on, let me get those Doritos, brb.
codycab over 1 year ago
Not me. I eat Cheetos.
Averagemoe over 1 year ago
I’ve seen a few anthropomorphic unicorns. But suddenly, I have disturbing images in my head of what would happen if unicorns tried to give some of their own traits to humans.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Nacho Cheese Doritos or Cool Ranch Doritos?
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Dang it, Marigold. Now I want a game called “Unicorn Simulator”.
Oh my goodness, they exist! https://www.silvergames.com/en/unicorn-simulator
eldeecee over 1 year ago
I’m betting the humans in “Human Simulator” speak Simlish.
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
I won’t eat anything that turns my fingers orange.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Potato Chips I would think would be more common, but Doritos are good!
Willywise52 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Marigold’s just jealous because of,you know,fingers…
mistie710 over 1 year ago
blah blah blah Dr. Love…
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, my, it’s a real game. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1175060/Human_Simulator/
scyphi26 over 1 year ago
Honestly, it kind of does.
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
Somebody tell Marigold about The Sims.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
I’d say something, but I have 164 hours in PowerWash Simulator….
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
That sounds nothing like us. How preposterous. Though, I could go for some Doritos. Maybe I’ll eat them while watching a movie. Has anyone seen that new Halloween film? Supposedly, it’s pretty bad. Not really surprising; the series has had a long history of bad sequels. Did you know that Michael Meyers was originally going to be called “The Shape”? I think that’s true. And the story behind the 6th movie is pretty ridiculous. Still, gotta give the series credit for helping kick-start the slasher genre. And I think it at least had more direction than the Friday the 13th movies. Oh, you ever seen “Jason Takes Manhattan”? Yeah, right! They didn’t even have the budget to shoot more than like, 2 scenes in New York! And don’t get me started on the remakes from the 2000s! Hold on, let me get those Doritos, brb.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago
Careful, Pheebs — Marigold might still be slippery from all that melted butter.
claudia.w.griffel over 1 year ago
agh I don’t like Doritos
DonCoyote® over 1 year ago
I’m surprised that Phoebe doesn’t slip off Marigold’s back after all that butter, yesterday.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
How much for the placement ad?