Andertoons by Mark Anderson for November 28, 2022

I think every nut has been rounded up, branded and milked.Maybe Tiger Nut milk has not but technically it’s a tuber. It could be the next fad drink. “As seen on Shark Tank”

https://www.thespruceeats.com/what-are-tiger-nuts-4058585

I see the women in the room look uncomfortable at his remark…

he’s trying to squeeze blood from a stone…

No, they don’t.

It’s like squeezing milk out of a turnip.

The demand for human milk is up…

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-16/how-the-baby-formula-shortage-is-increasing-demand-for-human-milk-at-donor-banks

Sounds like “udder disaster” for marketing……

This must be how Squeaky Farms came up with “Genuine Animal Milk”

And just like that Milk Evaporated.

Utterly challenging.

Coming soon to Whole Foods: Accordion Milk!

Apart possibly from coconut you only get MILK from ANIMALS. EVERYTHING else is juice or sap and should be called and marketed as such