Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2022

Don’t you just hate when that happens?

Just improvise.

No meat cleaver?

That’s because you got too much blood on it.

Where’s Colonel Mustard?

Great way to ‘kill’ time.

He used a myriad of weapons in the movies, including pushing someone’s face into the side of trailer leaving quite the impression….

Chainsaw won’t start?

maybe you could do something else besides killing people… but then what kind of movie would that be?

Think… finger food.

He needs to come clean to Trick-n- treat

Doesn’t he know, Blades don’t go in the dishwasher, they need to be handwashed.

Call Danny Treijo.

Thanks Mark. I ‘got’ this one today. Horror films = yes. A Flight of Micro Brews = No.

Hmmmmm….what does that say about my cultural habits?

Since when does your manchette being dirty really interferer with hacking up people??

Poor dishwasher—what did he do to you?