Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 17, 2022

Skeleton walks into a bar tells the bartender ill have a beer and a mop.

I’m surprised he had the guts to drink it.

Today’s strip is very humerus.

Skeletor was wearing clothes. But then Ninja Sloth suddenly appear outta nowhere and tooks it away.

… And now he remembers why he keeps his skeleton in the closet.

I thought that the count does not drink…

coffee.

Age does that sometimes…Count Draculas coffee gives him wings….

You’re not missing anything. It’s pumpkin spice.

No matter what I eat, I just can’t keep the weight on.

“Can’t really taste it, either.”