Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 01, 2022

I just want to spice up your life.

Squash him and make “PIE!!!”

He knows Jack Squash about picking up ladies.

Hey baby! Wanna blow out my candle?

I wonder if they’ll “fall” in love or she will “leave” him

Wait till he burns the candle on both ends, then we’ll see who the smart ash is…

This has all the makings of a short-lived relationship. By the time next month rolls around it’ll be kaput. :)

Spit out a pumpkin seed at him!!! I’m sure there were some left over when they carved you out.

Funny!

Could be a reference to that Bonnie Raitt song.

Punked by a punkin. :)

He’s out of his gourd.

Leave him! He’ll soon enough rot….

“Hey, babe! They don’t call me the ‘Great Pumpkin’ for nothing!”