Yes, humans are last. Customers are last. No, sir, let me more completely clarify our company’s policy: YOU are last. Last on, last off. You are so last that your ETA printed for your flight is 45 minutes delayed beyond everyone else. By the time you get off our plane, your next flight will have been departed for hours.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
They’re part of the mini tour.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Buncha bull!
DiminishedFirst over 1 year ago
Here’s a good laugh on the topic courtesy of Kay & Peele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhxlZC8BZJ4
ekke over 1 year ago
Yes, humans are last. Customers are last. No, sir, let me more completely clarify our company’s policy: YOU are last. Last on, last off. You are so last that your ETA printed for your flight is 45 minutes delayed beyond everyone else. By the time you get off our plane, your next flight will have been departed for hours.
Buoy over 1 year ago
First class, business class, coach… I’m pretty sure “class” left air travel years ago.