Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 16, 2022

Ah that “end of summer” feeling. Good times.

’twas fun while it lasted, yes?

I’m indignant that OMD still isn’t undone!

Well, Phoebe, there’s a reason we don’t use water as currency.

I’m indignant that I have nothing to be indignant about right now!

Whatever works, Phoebe!

Keep practicing Phoebe. It will be very useful in future.

AND I’M INDIGNANT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE BEETHOVEN! …Why does this feel so familiar?

And I’m indignant that I don’t have a unicorn friend like Marigold!

Showed this to my husband, and he said “Move over, Hot Girl Summer. It’s now Righteous Indignation Autumn!”

Outrage can work too.

I am indignant she’s wearing socks in summer.

Ummm, that’s not righteous indignation, that’s being whiney. No, not whinny, WHINEY.