Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 12, 2022

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Go to the Internet and look for dating sites, I’m sure there’s one for single vampires!!!

The basement studio of EMI, London — spring, 1982:

“Hungry…hungry…hungry like the…”

“…dung beetle?”

Just come over to my place for coffee, Gary. Just leave Leopold at home.

Leo always adds fuel to the woes of Gary

If Gary is a dung beetle, what does that make you, my roly-poly friend?

More like a porcupine. Potentially harmful if you mess with him but generally very docile…..

Oddly enough, your Henchman is not here to “help”; his duty is to splash you with a cold dose of Reality!

I thought Gary reminded me more of a hungry, hungry hippo.

He has the power to conquer anyone.

Dung beetles are useful little critters.