Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 02, 2022

If that is true, then Ziggy can order something you didn’t recommend.

how dreadful for you, garçon

Ziggy must be doing all right, he can still afford to go out to restaurants all the time!

Someone is wishy-washy.

Obviously, she picked up the wrong husband at the bridal shoppe!

The future of mankind. But wasn’t that always true. Even if you were right you would be wrong and even if you were left you would still be wrong.

If a man says something and there’s not a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

“Yes, Judge.” where the only words she told me to speak at our divorce hearing. Best advice she ever gave me!

Well, just get the opposite of what the waiter says…

nicely played

Well, at least he was right this one time.

Single men go through life thinking they are perfect. They are not, but that is what their mom told them.

Of course he every fu**ing time!

Can he be right about that?

Wait! Ziggy has a wife? Did we know that? I didn’t know that. I thought it was just him and the pets.