Eek! by Scott Nickel for August 19, 2022

Oh well, who wants to see a pimply wolf?

Most teens end with ‘I hate you’!!!!

His friends are wondering were he is

Not till you finish your Homework, youngster!!!

You’re not in any state to go out so back in your cell!

“Don’t make me get my rolled-up newspaper, young man!”

“I didn’t ask to be turned into a ravenous monster!”

“You’re not the silver bullet of me!”

“You never let me have any prey!”

I’m glad he could get the lamp to speak for him. :)

Just trying to protect you son from those Bad Girls who will just make fun of you….

But Dad I should be drinkin’ a piña colada at Trader Vic’s

At least his hair is perfect!

It’s for your own good, son. Your…condition…could get you into trouble!

Quit whining like a b!tch, pretend you’re an alpha male, son.