Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 16, 2022

“Most” you say? What if she wasn’t around Phoebe?

did Marigold’s everything bagel have grass and alfalfa sprouts sandwiched therein?

Bagel and Her Unicorn

Odd, but to me the blue eyes look like eyelids and she talks with her eyes closed most of the time. Not true though. I saw actual eyelids in the last frame yesterday.

In British English, “spots” mean acne.

Alright, then we’re definitely getting a robot Phoebe at some point so that Marigobot can be more like Meatygold.

Don’t laugh, my daughter used to give her horse McDonalds pancakes!

This robot is sharp!

Quiet, small spotted thing.

That’s one of our bestsellers! Would you like it in medium or small?

I ordered an everything bagel once. The trouble started when they added the antimatter.

Heisenberg applies to unicorns.