Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 16, 2022

Cats. They make the best leaders. Because of their laser-like focus.

You forgot the b*tch slapping.

That’s about how human debaters act. But at least humans don’t spray … not so far.

That’s exactly how the cat debates look at my house.

And the winnaaaaah is….

The podiums get in the way. For a real debate, you need room to arch your back and do that threatening sideways hopping thing.

best cat battle was in a book by Jim Butcher – contest was hours of ignoring each other.

Or congress. Either caption works.