Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 10, 2022

Grampa weighed 550 pounds before he was cremated . . . .

Go ahead, cat. Make my day.

“Knock it off.”

Wrong thing to say to a cat.

“Getting strong now…”

So what big things are on the table to knock off?

Wrong! It’s now pronounced “GIGGY.”

My ten-month old Lucy knocked a vase with flowers off a table today. Yes, it broke. Yes, she wanted to sleep on the table so she did!

We see big things in your future

Gigi is going big from here on.

“I’ll be back”.

When Trump dies, they should give his corpse an enema. Then they can bury what’s left in a matchbox….

Cats not a dumb-bell…

That takes too much effort. A Professional cat would hire someone to knock it over for them.

You know, cats can be trained. It takes a little effort, but they can be trained.

Looks like Gi Gi is preparing to takes on the Ninja Sloth.

Oh, oh.

Oh, they would if they could! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

The dark side of Gigi. Oh, and a bigger empty box would be nice.

HEADACHE ! Yup, that big cat got it while you were working out.

If the earth really was flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.