Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 08, 2022

I always had a favorite child, only it varied from one day to the next. Sometimes one hour to the next.

Her favorite joke

Gotta get his head down to normal size right away.

At least he is ahead of his father! …Isn’t he?

An early lesson in “Don’t ask the question unless you want to know the answer”…

What’s the point in being a parent if your children don’t have at least one thing to talk to their future therapist about?

you all suck. just get out of the house. i wish i had my tubes tied. whoa, too much?

I was my mothre’s favorite! The reason I claim that is because I was an only child! Of course, I was also her least favorite at times!

As long as you’re in the top ten …

Languishing in third place – behind the dog?!

Hey, you asked…

This reminds me of the latest Golden Corral commercial, where the dad is laying the ground work for his daughter to become a stripper(or worse)…

That’s a question you should have asked. I don’t think my maternal grandmother had a favorite grand kid, but I like to think I was her favorite for mowing her yard and taking her any place she needed to go.

There were five of us. Mom used to run this gag once a week. Good times.

I never had to ask that question because I knew for certain that my older sister was the favorite. After my sister’s second divorce, my mother said, “I always thought it would be you,” meaning that she had much lower expectations for me. Rather than upsetting me, I just laughed. My revenge has been living a very good life, with a solid marriage.

The witch in the Gingerbread house had flavorite children!