Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2022

TNT is practically the Holy Spirit. :)

His real conscience will probably show up.

Glaze maybe, but powdered sugar? On a cruller? And don’t get me started on processed turkey.

Dude, aren’t you married?

Ka-WOW!!! Rip, you are going to be in Trouble!!!

ka-smooch

Some other readers: Rip, you’re married! How could you?Me: Really? Breezy hooked up with Jenkins the moment Rip went into hiding to protect her and the family…

And what a cruller it IS, too! She’s a Gethsemane garden, she is.

Wouldn’t Cobra be the powdered sugar on Rip’s Cruller?

Ka-embarrassing. :)

Don’t get me wrong, I like Breezy. But I’ve always been in the Rip/Cobra camp.

KA-CRULLER!

I like Cobra, but she really needs to get over Rip. I mean, it was fun while it lasted, but that ship has sailed.

How and when did Rip and Cobra divorce in the first place?

Man, Rip should’ve fed TNT earlier! He’s not going to talk to Rip for a long while (unless they can get some pancakes).