Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 14, 2022

Makes scents.

As I mentioned recently, there was a strip in 2019 where Red suggested a game and cast himself as the “heroic space explorer” and Rover as a “monster emitting sulphur”. Rover enquired “Sulphur?” and Red replied, “Rotten egg smell.” Today’s 2019 reprint can be seen as Rover’s payback for Red’s earlier comment.

As my mother use to say when we were kids, “ what are you little stinkers up to “? She was right then and now. God Bless her.

Why is it that the cartoonists can get away with “naughty” situations, but readers’ comments on them could be censored??

That’s playing dirty pool, Red!

If he’d done that in the pool when the twins were there, it would have taken care of his girl problem.

Everybody f-arts, everybody f-arts

Everybody f-arts, everybody f-arts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen, methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out ’cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy f-arts

Your daddy f-arts

Your brother f-arts

Your sister f-arts

Even all the people on your streets make a -fart

Everybody needs to f-art every single day

If they do no f-arting there’s going to be some pain

Dogs they f-art

Cats they f-art

Cows that eat the grass, they f-art

Zebras f-art

Camels f-art

As termites eat your house they f-art

F-arting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me

Everybody f-arts, everybody f-arts

Everybody f-arts, everybody f-arts

Everybody f-arts, everybody f-arts

Why in the world would Red go under the water after……doing that?

LOL.. Red must have had eggs for breakfast… hehe.

A double entendre today. Well played…..

Rotten Eggs and Wham!

I found the comic that was cancelled over a SCATALOGICAL [sic] joke July 11 strip of 2000I went deep into a rabbit hole