The stepladder was very nice, with his feet firmly on the ground…
And he tried his best to help raise the children, but though he went to great lengths, as far as he could, he always thought he came up a little short.
Now he wishes he could have helped them reach higher goals.
C almost 2 years ago
Out of step
pearlsbs almost 2 years ago
His stepladder provided an adequate upbringing.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So you prefer the former over the ladder.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I bet you’ll be surprised!
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I think I saw him the other day, rattling along on top of a truck.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
He never had a real ladder.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The stepladder was very nice, with his feet firmly on the ground…
And he tried his best to help raise the children, but though he went to great lengths, as far as he could, he always thought he came up a little short.
Now he wishes he could have helped them reach higher goals.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’m beginning to get a little worried about Dan. Has anyone checked on him lately? C’mon, step up. Don’t be shy.
jtburgess Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s really more of a step-stool, but that doesn’t work for the joke
pearlsbs almost 2 years ago
The stepladder did its best to raise him. His real ladder might have raised him the rung way.
Herd of Turtles almost 2 years ago
He needs a couple of sessions with Dr. Carl Rung.
Stat_man99 almost 2 years ago
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
either way, it’ll help him make his way up in the world…