I’ve burnt plenty of stuff, I’ve gotten in many cars with strangers, my face never stuck that way (I’m assuming this face is just god’s little joke.) I have tattoos AND a good job, I haven’t gone blind, yet (though I do wear glasses, oh my!), I’ve gone swimming after eating, a lot, and I have never once stabbed myself with scissors!
I guess the matches thing was the only one that is true, but I already knew that going in.
GreasyOldTam almost 2 years ago
If he offers you candy, take a pass.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Intelligent people learn from everyone and everything.
Average people learn from their own experience.
Stupid people already know everything.
Nuliajuk almost 2 years ago
Are you wearing clean underwear? If not, stay out of ditches.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
“Do you have any candy, stranger?”
JoshHere almost 2 years ago
But doing it at the same time is safer
Buoy almost 2 years ago
I’ve burnt plenty of stuff, I’ve gotten in many cars with strangers, my face never stuck that way (I’m assuming this face is just god’s little joke.) I have tattoos AND a good job, I haven’t gone blind, yet (though I do wear glasses, oh my!), I’ve gone swimming after eating, a lot, and I have never once stabbed myself with scissors!
I guess the matches thing was the only one that is true, but I already knew that going in.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
he probably p.isses into the wind, too…
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
I bet they also said something about applying direct pressure to the wound. Good time to remember that.