Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 27, 2022

we should create a national anthem for coffee and pay tribute every morning before heading to work or before glancing a soul. this is my only way to keep the murder rate down shrug

First I go to the bathroom.

I keep a bottle of water and a small baggie of instant coffee in my car. Together with two Ibuprofen tablets, they provide temporary relief from an occasional ocular migraine that makes my vision obscured by yellow static. It’s dangerous when driving. Especially at night. Otherwise, I dislike the taste of coffee.

So you’re teed off when there’s no coffee, Aunty?

She should Coffee and Adult at the same time. That’s why Irish coffee was invented.

We finally agree, Aunty. But, sometimes the coffee takes longer than usual.

Way down among Brazilians

Coffee beans grow by the billions

So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

You can’t get cherry soda

‘Cause they’ve got to fill that quota

And the way things are I’ll bet they never will

They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil

No tea or tomato juice

You’ll see no potato juice

The planters down in Santos all say no no no

The politician’s daughter

Was accused of drinking water

And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

You date a girl and find out later

She smells just like a percolator

Her perfume was made right on the grill

Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil

And when their ham and eggs need savor

Coffee ketchup gives ’em flavor

Coffee pickles way outsell the dill

Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil

So your lead to the local color

Serving coffee with a cruller

Dunking doesn’t take a lot of skill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbJBnkRkFo

I should post next to my coffee pot.

I’ve been off coffee for some time now. Maybe once a week I have to remind myself to have a mug of it. However, come colder weather, I won’t need to remind myself. At least I know now, I’m not addicted to it, like my son said I was. LOL

I can’t do coffee. I have wanted to try Jamaican Blue Mountain and Tanzania Peaberry.