“What qualifies you to work at this company?”
“Wrong kind of interview.”
Phoebe: So why do you find yourself stuck looking at your reflection sometimes?
Marigold: Quiet you.
Let me guess: the humans’ Boy and Girl Scouts stole the unicorns’ “be prepared” motto too.
Me: “So Marigold, what makes you qualified for this gig?”
Marigold: “I am prepared…and also UNICORN!” Me: “Welp, you’re hired!”
When you have magic then you have access to anything. Wanna cowboy hat"? POOF! Ya got one!
Translation: because unicorn.
So is the Boy Scout one
Unicorn Scouts
We haven’t seen her in action, but Howard Stern probably needn’t worry yet.
The unicorn motto not only inspired the Boy Scouts, it also inspired Scar from “The Lion King”.
She looks quite fetching in that hat. For a unicorn.
A paparuni!
Gee, just like Batman.
I thought the unicorn motto was just: “Unicorn!”
Unicorn millinery includes hat-sorting hats.
unicorn of many hats. der, phoebe
Today, June 19th and my unicorn balloon is still floating up on the ceiling! We had a wonderful thunder storm last night and will probably have another tonight. And the Unicorn balloon just shrugs it all off and flies jauntily on!
April 22, 2022
Averagemoe almost 2 years ago
“What qualifies you to work at this company?”
“Wrong kind of interview.”
Antiyonder almost 2 years ago
Phoebe: So why do you find yourself stuck looking at your reflection sometimes?
Marigold: Quiet you.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
Let me guess: the humans’ Boy and Girl Scouts stole the unicorns’ “be prepared” motto too.
codycab almost 2 years ago
Me: “So Marigold, what makes you qualified for this gig?”
Marigold: “I am prepared…and also UNICORN!” Me: “Welp, you’re hired!”
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
When you have magic then you have access to anything. Wanna cowboy hat"? POOF! Ya got one!
Jungle Empress almost 2 years ago
Translation: because unicorn.
kaykeyser almost 2 years ago
So is the Boy Scout one
Timmainsson almost 2 years ago
Unicorn Scouts
Troglodyte almost 2 years ago
We haven’t seen her in action, but Howard Stern probably needn’t worry yet.
amaneaux almost 2 years ago
The unicorn motto not only inspired the Boy Scouts, it also inspired Scar from “The Lion King”.
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
She looks quite fetching in that hat. For a unicorn.
mistie710 almost 2 years ago
A paparuni!
dputhoff62 almost 2 years ago
Gee, just like Batman.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I thought the unicorn motto was just: “Unicorn!”
Eala Dubh Sidhe almost 2 years ago
Unicorn millinery includes hat-sorting hats.
jerrica.benton333 almost 2 years ago
unicorn of many hats. der, phoebe
SylviSterling almost 2 years ago
Today, June 19th and my unicorn balloon is still floating up on the ceiling! We had a wonderful thunder storm last night and will probably have another tonight. And the Unicorn balloon just shrugs it all off and flies jauntily on!