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To honor the Impeachment Inquiry, I have brought out “The Watergate Tablecloth”.The W.T. is a beautiful, square of delicately tatted sections, made from white cotton tatting thread. My grandmother and grandfather and I sat in front of the TV set and watched the hearings, while Mama tatted away, creating it. So much anger and revulsion, she felt at “the way they’re railroading poor poor Nixon!” was woven into each microscopic knot! In later years, she agreed with me that Tricky Dick WAS truly a criminal! That tablecloth will be forever an heirloom, its story intertwined with Washington and national politics.
I remember reading late into the night. My parents never suspected. See… you don’t NEED light to read Braille! :D
Yep! They’ll pry my Prime from my cold dead hands! Not only free shipping BUT all the wonderful films, TV shows and stuff to watch AND free books on Kindle! YES!
Wrong! A wanted pregnancy should end in a healthy birth, even if the mother cannot afford the astronomical costs! A social safety net should be in place to assist that ex-fetus, now child, with nutrition, health care, a robust education system and assistance to the parents in order that the child grows and develops into a healthy adult.ALSO… more pregnancies would BE wanted IF the parents weren’t so financially disabled!! Higher wages, good maternal care, parental leave and more OUGHT to be the goals of “forced-birthers”!
I am in such a place. I live, like Pasquale and the Gumbos, in a world where I have friends, good things happen, and we take time out to write love notes, and dance gazebo waltzes. You can, too. It’s easy.First, be kind. To EVERYONE! Go the extra step for someone. Compliment someone, a stranger, even. Smile at people. You’ll be surprised at how many smile back!You want to be in a loving relationship, like Jimbo and Rose? Do what they do. Write your mate a love letter and hide it somewhere, where they will find it. Take that “garbage moment” to contemplate the wonder that you are alive. You found a parking spot right away? Count it as a blessing and say ‘thanks’ to the Universe. Expect good things, and they come to you.You don’t like where you are? Garden your environment. Make friends. Be kind. give thanks and your world WILL become nicer.
Not anymore he don’t! :D
Answers to Luann’s questions.1. We don’t know, but he did have surgery after the incident with the soft drink commercial burned his scalp.2. Grocery carts do roll straight when they leave the factory. Sadly, they also are exposed to a LOT of stress, banging, collisions and weather. Thus they are hard to KEEP stabilized.3. Female garments button oppositely because in the old days women had maids to dress them, and it was easier. Now, as to why male garments button the way they do, is because in old days, when men drew their swords, garments were cut in a way so as to prevent them from snagging during the act of drawing said swords. 4. Toilet paper should hang with the paper over the front . This is how the ORIGINAL patent drawing showed it! it was the inventor’s idea.5. I believe that they are “courtesy nephews”. Huey Dewey and Louie are just one of a whole genre of unexplained “kids”. Mick and Morty, Swee’pea, et al. Alternatively, maybe Donald has (had!) a sister. It’s duck season you know. (Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season!! )6. Baby oil is actually distilled from petroleum. Now, what are foghorns made of?7. Socks, being light, do not disappear in the dryer, although that’s the appliance that’s usually blamed… they disappear in the washer! Generally, because they are LIGHTER than the rest of the clothing, they tend to float when agitated, and thus, go over the spillage lip in the washing machine drum! Why do we “blame” the dryer? Simple… we don’t SORT socks when they’re WET! if we did, we’d see WHEN they “vanish”.8. Girls pick their noses, too. they just lie more about it! (Girls also fart! Pass it on!)9. School buses are painted in colors that are readily visible not only in daylight, but at night as well. 10. Bernice is looking at you that way because she suddenly realizes SHE never wondered about such things, and she really should have!There’ll be a pop quiz on Monday. Class dismissed!
Or Corporal PUNisnment!
¿Cual salida? :D
I got it covered! The few left in my family all live in another state. That’s just peachy with me!