In my youth I work for Ma Bell in a rural area. One day a cow wandered over to where I was working and started to grunt. I replied moo thinking the cow needed speech therapy. As would happen my foreman showed up at the same time and thought I must be suffering from too much sun and told me to take the rest of the day off.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
“Steering” into disaster.
C almost 2 years ago
They’re about to have a mo-oooo-ment
posse1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They better get mooving.
Flynn White Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Taunting cows is a risk with high steaks
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In my youth I work for Ma Bell in a rural area. One day a cow wandered over to where I was working and started to grunt. I replied moo thinking the cow needed speech therapy. As would happen my foreman showed up at the same time and thought I must be suffering from too much sun and told me to take the rest of the day off.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Ooooh bull.
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
Cows aren’t the ones making Asses of themselves!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
They think they’re udder no illusions.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A married couple are driving past a herd of cows and this transpires:
W: Look at that bunch of cows
H: Not bunch, HERD
W: Heard of what?
H: Cows
W: Sure, I’ve heard of cows
H: No, a cow HERD
W: What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets from cows.
And this great one from the late, great Gary Chandling:
A guy is driving past a herd of cows and as so many of us do, he sticks his head out the window and says: “Moo!”
One cow hears him and says to another one: Imagine that…. a cow driving a car!
AndrewSihler almost 2 years ago
There’s no “Mooo” in yahoo.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I think someone call BS on this one.
megiggles almost 2 years ago
udderly moo-ving