Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 06, 2022

♪♫ Let’s call the whole thing off… ♪♫

That’s showbiz for ya. The studio has no doubt moved onto other stories.

They will be lucky just to find their way home.

Now—can we leave these stupid rubes and go back to Skeezix, and Uncle Walt, and Chipper, and…

I remember way back Rufus was always holding a cat, I guess he left the cat home!

Zigged when they should of Zagged!

When was the last time you heard the word “tarnation”?

Well, fetch the jug Rufus, so ‘s we kin fig’r out how to pro seed.

Yeah,who IS taking care of Rufus’ two cats;who are usually surgically attatched to him?

Maybe Joel&Rufus can get jobs as “professional drowners” to drum up Boardwalk business.

Which Hollywood next?

Los Angeles/Hollywood – A district of Los Angeles in California, and the place where dreams are made (sometimes).Hollywood (Alabama) – A city in AlabamaHollywood (Florida) – A city in FloridaHollywood Homewood – A city in AlabamaHollywood (Maryland) – A city in MarylandHollywood (Missouri) – A city in MissouriHollywood District – A (district of?/town near? Portland, OregonHollywood (Pennsylvania) – A city in PennsylvaniaHollywood (South Carolina) – A city in South CarolinaHollywood Park (Illinois) – A city near Chicago, IllinoisHollywood Park (Texas) – A city in TexasNorth Hollywood – An area in the San Fernando Valley in CaliforniaWest Hollywood – A city near Los Angeles, CaliforniaHollywood (Arizona) – A town in Graham County, Arizona

I’ve been away for a while. What ever happened to Kitty? They might not have gotten lost so bad if Rufus was holding Kitty.

Amen to that!