Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    In case of weightlessness, break glass and retrieve your snack.

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    Card only machine. Coins don’t drop.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 2 years ago

    Mars? Milky Way? Moon Pie?

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 2 years ago

    He certainly understands the gravity of the situation…

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Houston, we have problem.

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    Red Bird  almost 2 years ago

    I find this pretty amusing.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Russians, of course, used a box.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    It won’t come out?

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    johnniemo  almost 2 years ago

    Ground control to major Tom!

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago
    He’s a lucky guy – he can eat all the snacks he wants, and still not gain any weight!
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    1simplecat  almost 2 years ago

    I’m sorry Dave, but I can’t do that.

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    spaceagesoul  almost 2 years ago

    Open the vending machine doors, HAL…

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    hoffquotes2  almost 2 years ago

    Branson and Bezos trying to squeeze an extra $400 out of their space tourism customers

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    bobpeters61  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like the space man didn’t think that one through.

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    martinman8 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    a good one would be if the bathroom is out of order

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Gravity is such a constant for us that we often don’t consider all the things it helps with.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    Cue up Strauss’s “Blue Danube”.

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    Robert Braddock Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That is funny. But how did the coins fall?

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