Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 03, 2022

RJ Keep looking until you find marketing people who tell you what you want to hear.

Where did the rabbit get those teeth from? Is there a person in the neighborhood missing their dentures?

32% wants RJ to drown?

IRL, racoons frequently hunt and gather in the streams around my place. They’re not swimming, but they certainly can. RJ is an extreme bad example of racoons.

Plus, Vernes shell can be used as a flotation device.

Instead of Cathy, why not make it 13% reading “Get Fuzzy” reruns?

Ugliest rabbit i’ve ever seen, no wait, Frank in Donnie Darko is scarier.

And 2% want a cow in swimming goggles to fall on Verne.

Aaaaak!

Just buck him off your back, Verne, then see how well RJ swims. Payback!

It must be right; the percentages add up to 100.