Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 02, 2022

Tippy

Tips spelled backwards is SPIT.

Here’s a tip, Broomie: Don’t play with matches.

Apparently, Broomie is a Republican!!

People don’t tip for what they see as a common courtesy, or if they think they have already paid enough. I work in a bulk food store and I care 50 lb bags of products from the store to customers cars 3 or 4 times a week. On average i will get a tip for this every 4 or 5 years.

Little did the lady know…

Whoooosh! Right over Boomeys head….

This is like the guys that apparently volunteer to clean your windshield and then expect to be paid for it. Though, around here, they don’t perform any service, they just expect to get money just because they made up a sign from some cardboard saying NEED FOOD! While I donate to many charities, I wonder if these signers are really destitute or just pan handling. Some years back, a news crew went out onto the streets to interview a panhandler and learned that some of them net as much as $45,000 tax free each year. The most I ever earned was $35,000 and I worked three jobs.

OK, I’ll give you one. Always buy Blue Chip stock…

She gave you a verbal tip.

Rather cool YouTube video on tipping. (^◡^ ) https://youtu.be/joM-hQkM-W8

Cool your jets, Broom-Hilda! Nobody likes a panhandling witch! That’s like ‘2 strikes" already. One more, and you’re out!