Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 29, 2022

Saved by the Lord!

Is it just me, or does this story no longer seem to be about Phoebe’s birthday?

Now it’s about Phoebe spying on her three crushes.

thanks, Lord Splendid Humility, for the cover up of Phoebe Griselda Howell

I hope you heard something in the bushes if a UNICORN is walking through them. Phoebe was motionless, and no horn was sticking up before, so it had to be LSH who made the rustling.

LSH to the rescue! :D

“Splendid Humility” isn’t as cool a name as “Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.”

He’s a unicorn who prides himself on being humble but is so handsome, others would give him too many compliments that would inflate his ego; so, he hides in the bushes. Short story.

Aww. He’s truly a great friend.

SAVE

Phoebe just ‘got around the horn’ ! … :)

LSH to the rescue!

Now the real question is did LSH even know Phoebe was there in the bush with him? Because I could totally see that being the case as well. :P

I think Lord Splendid Humility literally bailed Phoebe out.

Humble AND kind! You’re OK by me, LSH.

LSH: Here I come to save the day. Humbly.

I can’t deny I’m curious about LSH’s affinity for bushes.

Aw, LSH to the rescue!

LSH’s real secret: bush portals.