Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 06, 2022

Norman, that’s called a SUNSET! not a SUNRISE! you brainless bonehead.

Don’t laugh. There are plenty of people like that for real. :P :P :P

He can’t be that stupid. I refuse to believe it.

Makes you wonder just how dumb a cartoonist can make a character in their comics. Especially one who was once a college student!

He’d make a lousy astronomer.

I remember a Newlywed Game- yes I watched stupid stuff when I was young & there were a lot less choices. The question for the men was “what direction will your wife say the sun rises”. A couple of the men said their wife would give a wrong direction & they were correct!

Obviously haven’t read any of Rick Riordan, have ya? Apollo drives his Lamborghini from east to west. . .sigh. . .how can ya learn ANYTHING if ya don’t read?? Of course, maybe the Drabbles live on Discworld. . .

Why doesn’t the sun shine at night, when we need the light?

oh, my head.

It seems Drabble is mostly about Ralph’s unrestrained eating habits and Norman’s stupidity. Every once in a while, there is real gem of insightful humor.

Are there really college-aged boneheads out there like Norman? O wait … Yes. There. Are.

So …does that mean the sun isn’t just playing peek-a-boo?

As dumb as a bag of hammers.

Those flat earthers!

Yep. And he’s in college. Shows what a bang up job our school system does.

Hire the kid out to a small farm, with farmyard animals and everything.

The Sheriff (Jackie Gleason) in Smokey and the Bandit had a saying that goes something like “There’s no way he can be the fruit of my loins”.

Look, Sun

He HAS to have ADD…

I’d say he has the brains of a rock but that’s bad mouthing rocks.

If he sits out there long enough, where the sunrises will dawn on him.

Norman is one bright lady. Must be powered by renewables