Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for April 28, 2022

No i don’t believe i would. Thanks just the same.

Cute grudges?!

They’re * very * popular

Mad Magazine Horrifying Cliches: https://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2015/05/13/mads-horrifying-clich%C3%A9s-stretching-a-point

and to think the starship Enterprise had trouble with tribbles

I think not. I have too many of those already.

They like to be held. However, you may or may not like holding them.

Awwwww, they’re cute! Yeah, I’d like to hold one!

The guy selling these “grudges” never told Ziggy they were harmful to your mental state if you buy one. Caveat Emptor even with grudges.

I hope that place sells peeves. I need another pet peeve.

Are they the southern redneck relatives of Gizmo?

Angry tribbles!

are these water-resistant

No, but I might like to nurse a drink

If you get a really young one, you can nurse it or if you get one in a boat you can harbor it.

Ziggy’s too nice a guy to hold one very long before letting it go.

They may feel soft and furry, but they’re cold and likely to bite.

It remains easy to carry no matter how large – or old – it becomes. No upfront payment necessary, cost only accrues over time. And the longer you’re invested, the lower the interest (of the people you try to share it with).

“No, thanks. They can be hard to let go.”

I didn’t know tribbles came in different colors.

I had a few of those for a time!

With the looks on their faces? No thanks!