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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 30, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 years ago

    No, hell is sitting in his audience.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Proper etiquette is so very important, after all.

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    STEPUP  about 2 years ago

    I was wondering where he ended up!! I haven’t seen him in years!!!

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago

    … where he belongs?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Try the giant spoon!

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A salad fork with a toilet seat attached.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    I pray that Carrot Top goes to heaven.

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    jango  about 2 years ago

    Lettuce pray.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 years ago

    If he were salad, wouldn’t he be dressed?

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    BigBoy  about 2 years ago

    Maybe it’s ginger and you should use a spoon

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 years ago

    It looks more like a trident.

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