Bob Gorrell for April 06, 2022

Come on guys, give these con-serves this one. It’s the only thing they have.

There’s nothing to report!

But that doesn’t stop the QOP for desperately searching for the narrative that will help them believe that Foolius Cheezer wasn’t the worst president* ever.

No surprise that republican owned servant Gorrell ignores all the damage that his hero, herr trump has done to this country. S. S. D. D.

No matter what you say NOW, that laptop has been in the hands of a lot of people with political agendas. There’s simply no way that I’d believe that this:

was Biden’s laptop

has anything on it that was there when (IF) Biden had it

has any relevance to the current presidency.

People have told me that Hunter’s laptop contains smoking gun evidence of widespread undetectable voter fraud.

Also, widespread undetectable massive corruption.

Also, widespread undetectable Treason.

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Okay, okay, those last two are obviously totally detectable. But… It’s OKAY If A Republican* Does It!

The current Minister of Propaganda and Enlightenment, Booby BOREell is at “it” – again!!!

/SHEESH/

Basically Garbage again lives down to his name. A nothing ’toon about an irrelevant, nothing topic. Nothing surprising here.

Oh no! What are you gonna do gorry

Seems the GQP is giving out the talking point today. It’s all they have and it’s all about nothing. Hunter Biden, who has no role in government had a laptop at one time.

Ranks right up there with Hillary’s emails: non-story. You blame the MSMS but if the authorities, who have the laptop, had anything, wouldn’t there be, you know, charges?

Yeah, the corporate news that spends a lot of time telling us that the booming economy with low unemployment is somehow a bad thing for Biden.

As for the laptop, there’s nothing to cover up.

You DO know they don’t actually have Hunter Biden’s laptop, right? What they have is a hard drive someone claims is from his laptop. A hard drive who’s contents cannot be verified as anything.

THIS is what you redhat jackwagons want to run with? Really?

Last time I looked, Joe Biden is the President, not Hunter Biden.

They think HB’s laptop is a big deal, they should see mine.

Meanwhile, back in the real world…

Nailed it, Bob!

Screaming Benghazi would be just as useful. How about topics that actually have relevance or importance?

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Gorrell Copy/pastes news reporter in a trench coat holding a microphone as

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2018/07/30

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2018/11/15

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2019/01/15

and adds a photo of a laptop

all this cartoons says is news outlets outside of the rightwing echo chamber aren’t reporting on ‘Hunter Biden’s Laptop.’ It doesn’t aim to explain what is on the laptop or why it matters.

Lets talk in a couple of months

Listen to the rightwing lapdogs go after a laptop again and again and again….sigh.

The story itself is reasonably trivial in the big picture… corporate corruption is a problem, but Hunter’s alleged issue is just a drop in the bucket, nothing unique. The only reason his story is more newsworthy than the thousands of other people pulling the same stunt, is his relation to the President. But even that isn’t a major national scandal or anything.

That being said, the media trying to brush it under the carpet isn’t good either. They just make things worse by doing that.

You guys are just desperate to make this stupid nothingburger a thing, aren’t you?

You know what that means?

It means you have nothing REAL to criticize.

Hunter Biden had a laptop. So do I.

Oh, how ironic that Gorrell is calling someone ELSE a lapdog…

onC

Conservatives won’t let go. They tend to beat a nothing into something that ends up being embarrassing for them. This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to destroy Democrats with a wannabe scandal. Bless their pea pickin’ hearts.

Hunter Biden does not hold any office. He does not work in government.

How about the top-secret documents trump took and shredded/destroyed? How about the burner phones he used? How about the call logs with hours of holes in the record? He was the President of the United States?

For those of you keeping score, I just won the argument.

*https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-destroyed-documents-b2009030.html

*https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/07/us/politics/trump-national-archives-documents.html

*https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/30/donald-trump-burner-phones

*https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-john-bolton-burner-phones/

*https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/02/what-is-trump-hiding-capitol-riot-call-log-phone-records

*https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/10/us/politics/jan-6-trump-calls.html

What is supposed to be on the laptop, and does it affect Dad? curious minds want to know.

Simple issues for simple minds. Even if they’re lies.

giggle…

They’ll have to cover the trial.

Republicans also stole Biden’s daughter’s diary, but you don’t hear much about that.

Any real person would have given Hunter back his property.

Its all about ratings Bob.