Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 05, 2022

don’t you just hate it when that happens?

let’s hope the spider isn’t somewhere on you Poncho!

It’s ticks you need to beware of — don’t walk under any trees!

They’re just stringing you along

That was me in our basement before we lived here full-time. I would go there to turn on the breakers after a month away, and I felt like I was on an Indiana Jones set.

I thought his inner demon was trying to escape.

Everyone seems to know kung fu when they walk through a spider web.

I was out on the lake yesterday…in the middle of the freaking lake…and I see a strand of spider web come drifting towards me. I swear it was like it was looking for me.

Arachni-spasticity

When I go out my back door at night, I always have my hand in front of my face. Reminds me of that warning in “The Phantom of the Opera” (always keep your hand in front of your face) so he can’t drop a noose from above and strangle you. See, works on spider webs too, win win!

There’s an invasive Asian spider in the SE USA. It’s working it’s way up the east coast. It travels by weaving a balloon and catching the breeze. They’re brightly colored, large, have really long legs and are about to drop in. I can hardly wait. /s (Just looked it up. Joro spider)

Hell yes, I was pissed off the whole day!

Pound for pound spider silk is stronger than steel and can be used as a suture!

2nd panel: Cue the song: Kung Fu Fighting

Now you know how Gwen Stefani feels.