Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 05, 2022

I think you probably already do sniff other people, at least if you’re like the dogs that I know.

Neither tail is wagging—a strong sign that the party is over. With luck, maybe they can still be friends.

It’s (too) hard to be exclusive when you’re (such a) dog.

People?

Will and Jada? (Don’t slap me!)

I don’t know about sniffing people, but other dogs seems more appropriate. You gotta send p-mail.