Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 01, 2022

Sounds like more than restrictive. Sounds a little kinky.

I guess it’s better than “Manacles R Us”

Do , both of your selfs a favor don’t get married in the first place , you’ll both be together a lot longer from what the statistics are saying lately : )

Careful, Dude. Almost made a rookie mistake there.

Be careful, Tank. You don’t want to ruin your relationship.

That’s Mistress Kimberly.

Wedding comes with a Straight jacket.

Sounds rather kinky.

There is no “winning” in this scenario…..he should just go on a vacation and show up on the day of the wedding

Hi.I’m Phil Rizzuto from THE MONEY STORE.

And if the Yankees paid me enough I wouldn’t have to look like a fool in these stupid commercials.

What the hell are they talking about?

Grapefruit, senator, cookie! What’s the safeword??!?!?

Tank, if you are going to stay married for the “long haul”, you are going to have to learn to think before speaking. Trust me, after 49 years of marriage, I know what I’m talking about.

Sounds a little ….Stephen King to me. Do they provide the sledge hammer?

It DOES sound a bit like a bondage website.