Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 21, 2022

This would give me anxiety, and I don’t have a problem with anxiety.

We need to give Freakbot a t-shirt that says “Not helping.”

MAFA: Make America Freaky Again.

Oh wait, it already is.

Annoying annoying annoying

Could you put Freakbot at the end of the evening news please?

Why do we need robots to do this when so many people fulfill this function? Greater freak-efficiency?

I have GOT to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I so want a freakbot…uh…for a friend…who has the same name as me…