Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 08, 2022

So, I guess Velma and Luby are going back to wherever they came from until 2047 or thereabouts?

GS stands for Girl Scouts.

Hammy does bring a certain type of luck into any mix ;-)

And RJR must stand for RJ Racoon.

I’m gonna just save my money, thank you.

“Go Squirrels” is close enough I guess

the average person has more luck in a casino than the stock market … and more fun

Attributed to Joseph Kennedy (father of JFK, RFK, et al.) “If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it’s time to get out of the market.”

Thank god, the dykes are gone, I think

The “Stock Market” has ALWAYS been a way for schemers and charlatans to rob those who think they’re above the gambling fray.

My money is a lot safer stuffed in a sock and under my mattress than “investing” in the market. I don’t gamble. I occasionally, at my wife’s direction, buy a lottery ticket, but I do so with the complete knowledge of my odds of winning, which are abysmal.

You see, I took (and understood) my “Statistics” class in college – I understand the reason WHY so many Indian tribes opened up casinos when they were allowed to.

I understand WHY so many gambling venues are operated by “organized crime”.

From bingo halls to investment firms, they ALL have just one goal – to separate you and me from our hard-earned cash.

Personally, I appreciate giving my “extra” cash to a “homeless” person who will “invest” in a bottle of “hooch” and maybe a sandwich than to someone who will use my money to help pay for his or her Mercedes – but that’s just me.

No, Garry Shandling!