Jeff Danziger for February 03, 2022

sure beats vote for Bud

Abbott is still scared by Don Huffines in the primary and keeps pushing extreme right – I wouldn’t be surprised if Abbott’s next border campaign ad promises to have National Guard snipers at the Rio Grande targeting people if they try to cross.

Jeff, you misspelled several words: thing is thang; I is aah; like is liak; always is awaiz;

Otherwise, love the duct tape on the table and having played on similar tables out west, the balls are all pitted. Tough to show that though.

I’m glad this is a series – I do enjoy those profiles!!

And just because they are speaking intelligently and no menfolk are present doesn’t mean they are lesbians. Not that lesbianism is the insult that some trolls seem to think it is!

Kinda hard to forget, just the Teas women in this toon!

Yeah. O’Rourke is the only politician ever with that particular message.

Strips based on a lie are not funny.

When you consider whom 60% of Texas voters have voted for since Ann Richards, Beto’s simple “Vote for me” is stretching their attention span. He HAS to keep it monosyllabic.

These ladies need names.

I just want the Texas Democrats to come up with someone better than Beto, a person of Irish descent who tried to make people think he’s Hispanic! It’s rare that I’ve sat out elections because I just couldn’t bring myself to vote for either candidate, but if it ends up Beto against Abbott, I might have to skip voting for governor.

The one thing I like about Beto is that he sucks in tens of millions in campaign cash that would otherwise be spent on Dem candidates who stand a chance of winning.

Yep. (I love Jeff’s Texas gals. In fact, he is an excellent draftsman, one of the reasons I subscribe to his daily. Also his sharp wit. Well, nuff said.)