“There’s always womb at the top.”
Be sure to clean the chair before the next interview.
Never was a fan of amniotic humor.
It’s a temp position that only lasts for nine months.
The position will involve heavy labor.
Age and development of body are prerequisites for the job. We do not employ pre-natal labor.
“You’re in luck! Our CEO is an alt-right nut job. So if you join our company, you’ll be considered more important than all the people who work here. . .at least until you’re born, that is.”
Mom had to kick me out early, otherwise they would have fired her, so they wouldn’t have to cover her maternity leave.
“Have you tried a mirror?”
he wasn’t born to do that job…
Leroy over 2 years ago
“There’s always womb at the top.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Be sure to clean the chair before the next interview.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Never was a fan of amniotic humor.
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
It’s a temp position that only lasts for nine months.
Lou Nattic, né Stan C over 2 years ago
The position will involve heavy labor.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Age and development of body are prerequisites for the job. We do not employ pre-natal labor.
Daeder over 2 years ago
“You’re in luck! Our CEO is an alt-right nut job. So if you join our company, you’ll be considered more important than all the people who work here. . .at least until you’re born, that is.”
GiantShetlandPony over 2 years ago
Mom had to kick me out early, otherwise they would have fired her, so they wouldn’t have to cover her maternity leave.
RWill over 2 years ago
“Have you tried a mirror?”
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
he wasn’t born to do that job…