The GQP won’t want the halo or angel wings. Sends the wrong signal. And the apple pie is optional: They aren’t running on the old standards, but the NEW “standards”. But I expect they’ll demand a kill switch for the Democratic candidate… unless they demand a 10 minute delay so they can alter what that candidate seems to be saying.
The cartoonist missed a few things the RNC will demand:
Republican debater:
— Will be lowered Deus Ex Machina from above the stage. — Fat, funky little angels (chubby cherubs) will hover around. — His voice will resonate, god-like. — Manna will rain down at key rhetorical phrases.
Democratic debater:
— Sulfurous vapors will emanate from his podium. — Lighting shines from underneath, to lend a sinister appearance. — Bats will skitter about, banshee sounds will wail eerily. — Music motifs to alternate between circus themes and “The Cruel Landlord”
No republican candidate will ever need to debate anyone again if voter repression continues. Especially with all the cheating the GOP is planning. White patriarchy will be damned if it allows equality and equity for anyone else.
Trump and his children ‘personally implicated’ in fraud probe by NY attorney general
James filed a motion to compel testimony and obtain documents from Trump and his two eldest children in the fraud case, which the attorney general said had misled the IRS and financial institutions about real estate values — and a source familiar with the investigation said the evidence was strong, reported Rolling Stone.
“The key thing here is this new information demonstrates that Trump and his family are personally implicated in this fraud,” the source said.
Trump Organization responds to detailed fraud case by personally attacking the New York AG
“The only one misleading the public is Letitia James. She defrauded New Yorkers by basing her entire candidacy on a promise to get Trump at all costs without having seen a shred of evidence and in violation of every conceivable ethical rule,” the statement from the Trump Organization read. “Three years later she is now faced with the stark reality that she has no case. So, in response to Trump suing her and filing multiple ethical complaints, and on the heels of her failed governor’s race, she has no choice but to mislead the public yet again by misrepresenting the facts and ignoring her own inflammatory comments. Her allegations are baseless and will be vigorously defended.”
Eric Trump brutally mocked after taking the Fifth 500 times
some of whom referred to former President Donald Trump’s longstanding assertion that only people who have some sort of criminal behavior to hide ever assert their constitutional rights
Capitol rioter ordered back to jail after DWI arrest, discovery of AR-15 rifle in car
A man accused of rioting at the U.S. Capitol has been ordered to be returned to federal custody after authorities said he tried to flee an arrest on suspicion of drunk driving last month and police found an AR-15 rifle in his car.
The man, James Tate Grant, 29, of North Carolina, was on pretrial release in connection with allegations that he assaulted two police officers at the rampage on Jan. 6, 2021.
In the incident last month, a Garner police officer responded to a restaurant in Wake County, North Carolina, around 5 a.m. and found Grant in his vehicle, according to the motion to revoke his release. He appeared to be intoxicated, and the officer began a DWI investigation, it said.
As he was being arrested, Grant tried to flee, the filing said.
“He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of ‘Just kill me now.’ He then stated, ‘It’s over,’” according to the filing and the police report.
In Grant’s car, police recovered an AR-15 assault rifle, 60 rounds of ammunition, weapon accessories and combat fatigues, court documents said.
Some members of the “media” at the Biden press conference were deplorable. The JA that asked about how “some people” say that Biden has cognitive issues was ignored, as it should be. Considering how long Biden continued to answer questions after that, I think that “reporter” is the one that has problems with his mental abilities.
Daeder over 2 years ago
Why would a party without a platform have any need for a debate?
Concretionist over 2 years ago
The GQP won’t want the halo or angel wings. Sends the wrong signal. And the apple pie is optional: They aren’t running on the old standards, but the NEW “standards”. But I expect they’ll demand a kill switch for the Democratic candidate… unless they demand a 10 minute delay so they can alter what that candidate seems to be saying.
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
The cartoonist missed a few things the RNC will demand:
Republican debater:
— Will be lowered Deus Ex Machina from above the stage. — Fat, funky little angels (chubby cherubs) will hover around. — His voice will resonate, god-like. — Manna will rain down at key rhetorical phrases.
Democratic debater:
— Sulfurous vapors will emanate from his podium. — Lighting shines from underneath, to lend a sinister appearance. — Bats will skitter about, banshee sounds will wail eerily. — Music motifs to alternate between circus themes and “The Cruel Landlord”
Kurtass Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wrong flag. Should be a trump flag.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Apparently Trump is too insane to be up to debating.
Ontman over 2 years ago
NOW! That is a great cartoon!
FrankErnesto over 2 years ago
It would be the first thing that they have agreed to in a year. Progress. /s
dotbup over 2 years ago
repubs are master debaters, it’s the only thing they’re good at, cause it sure isn’t governing.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sadly accurate, even if it IS satire…
fusilier over 2 years ago
Needs a confederate battle flag; we have to be inclusive, right?
fusilier
James 2:24
Mostly Water Premium Member over 2 years ago
Where’s the cross and bible?
William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now, come on. Vlad Putin has crowned himself “Czar of all Russia”. Trump must do better: “Emperor of the Universe”.
librarylady59 over 2 years ago
No republican candidate will ever need to debate anyone again if voter repression continues. Especially with all the cheating the GOP is planning. White patriarchy will be damned if it allows equality and equity for anyone else.
sandflea over 2 years ago
I think we all know who’s trying to steal elections.
walkingmancomics over 2 years ago
Better watch out for that eagle — last one didn’t much care for ol’ Trumpie…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
But the GQP will still complain.
B 8671 over 2 years ago
Sounds about right. /s
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Trump and his children ‘personally implicated’ in fraud probe by NY attorney general
James filed a motion to compel testimony and obtain documents from Trump and his two eldest children in the fraud case, which the attorney general said had misled the IRS and financial institutions about real estate values — and a source familiar with the investigation said the evidence was strong, reported Rolling Stone.
“The key thing here is this new information demonstrates that Trump and his family are personally implicated in this fraud,” the source said.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-organization-fraud-2656433664/
Trump Organization responds to detailed fraud case by personally attacking the New York AG
“The only one misleading the public is Letitia James. She defrauded New Yorkers by basing her entire candidacy on a promise to get Trump at all costs without having seen a shred of evidence and in violation of every conceivable ethical rule,” the statement from the Trump Organization read. “Three years later she is now faced with the stark reality that she has no case. So, in response to Trump suing her and filing multiple ethical complaints, and on the heels of her failed governor’s race, she has no choice but to mislead the public yet again by misrepresenting the facts and ignoring her own inflammatory comments. Her allegations are baseless and will be vigorously defended.”
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-ag-personally/
‘Incredibly dumb’: Former federal prosecutor mocks Eric Trump for telling NY AG ‘we are prosecuting you’
https://www.rawstory.com/incredibly-dumb-former-federal-prosecutor-mocks-eric-trump-for-telling-ny-ag-we-are-prosecuting-you/
Eric Trump brutally mocked after taking the Fifth 500 times
some of whom referred to former President Donald Trump’s longstanding assertion that only people who have some sort of criminal behavior to hide ever assert their constitutional rights
https://www.rawstory.com/eric-trump-fifth-amendment/
AndrewSharpe over 2 years ago
Debates aren’t necessary in a totalitarian regime.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Back to a 49-star flag. Texas and California must have seceded by then from the Orange Autocrat.
smartty cat over 2 years ago
and the Devil in the details in how to lie, cheat, bamboozle your way into power.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Capitol rioter ordered back to jail after DWI arrest, discovery of AR-15 rifle in car
A man accused of rioting at the U.S. Capitol has been ordered to be returned to federal custody after authorities said he tried to flee an arrest on suspicion of drunk driving last month and police found an AR-15 rifle in his car.
The man, James Tate Grant, 29, of North Carolina, was on pretrial release in connection with allegations that he assaulted two police officers at the rampage on Jan. 6, 2021.
In the incident last month, a Garner police officer responded to a restaurant in Wake County, North Carolina, around 5 a.m. and found Grant in his vehicle, according to the motion to revoke his release. He appeared to be intoxicated, and the officer began a DWI investigation, it said.
As he was being arrested, Grant tried to flee, the filing said.
“He then dropped to the ground and stated something to the effect of ‘Just kill me now.’ He then stated, ‘It’s over,’” according to the filing and the police report.
In Grant’s car, police recovered an AR-15 assault rifle, 60 rounds of ammunition, weapon accessories and combat fatigues, court documents said.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/capitol-rioter-ordered-back-to-jail-after-dwi-arrest-discovery-of-ar-15-rifle-in-car/ar-AASWDll?ocid=msedgntp
Nantucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
Some members of the “media” at the Biden press conference were deplorable. The JA that asked about how “some people” say that Biden has cognitive issues was ignored, as it should be. Considering how long Biden continued to answer questions after that, I think that “reporter” is the one that has problems with his mental abilities.