Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 25, 2022

Thought it was the PORT-al to a better world?

I can think of three, but that’s just me.

Would that be a 1 or a 2???

Being named Dongwall would make high school interesting.

What was he doing in there? Getting stuck, of course…

The only thing worse would be a 100° summer day.

There’s only two thing you CAN do….

The NYT crossword puzzle?

Knitting?

Taking a call?

Summoning Gozer?

oh yeah – hibernating

Throwing up …?

I’m hoping he was filling out a form to legally change his name . . . but I could be wrong.

I don’t know about a person getting stuck, but I once saw a cell phone down the hole of a portable toilet.

Then he changed his last name to DUNGwall.

Payback for all the ‘gesundheit’ jokes.

I don’t want to know.

My mother told of how a very silly dog she had when she was a child was running around and jumped into the outhouse hole! Dog was safely retrieved (and got a thorough bath!)

Washing his hands? EWWWWWW