In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 25, 2022

The blue one is all bruised already.

I just hate it when my bowling ball makes the automatic pinsetters jam up

The helmet will not help. Either the bowler will take your helmet off so that you will roll or the bowler will have to loft you over half way down the court so that you will make it to the pins – making your “landing” even more concussive.

Buddy, can you spare a helmet?

With my luck I’d score a strike but get called for face-masking…

Hey. No head butting.

The way my 3rd game sucked last night, I’d swear the ball was avoiding the pins.

Is that helmet PBA approved?

And the bracket on the front can be used as a handle, so no fingers in the eyes or mouth.

Don’t want a concussion…..

I shot 621 today, good day bowling.