WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 02, 2022

If you’re not using them, why not? But you’ll become just as fat as your cat.

You are confusing apathy and depression with peacefulness. Not really the same thing. But go for it all the same. I am guessing your wife will be happy to drive you to the clinic.

You gotta do it while they’re very young, or it won’t have the same effect.

Well, if you’ve already been emasculated psychologically …

Yes. Yes you are.

I have happy neutered cats and I also have neutered cats who still hump stuff.

Seems like he’s half-way there already…

Do it.

I thought I was going to school to get tutored. Signed Tom Cat

From her expression, I’m guessing it won’t make a difference.

Due to advanced prostate cancer, the urologist opted for “hormone therapy”. This is a euphemism for chemical castration. (Think of testosterone as gasoline on the cancer fire) The good news is I’m old; my skirt chasin’ days are way behind me- the bad news, the listlessness and hot flashes are sure no picnic. Guess it’s preferable to a agonizing, drawn out death…

“I can’t wait until I stop having erections. Finally, some peace and quiet. I always thought that was one of the benefits of getting old, because you didn’t want to have sex anymore, so you could finally be yourself. Ever talk to an old guy; they’re the only really honest people left on the planet. They’ll say whatever the hell they’re thinking: ‘I just took a dump in my pants, meh-heh-heh.’” —Greg Giraldo

No. Do it.