Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for February 13, 2022

They’re green with envy.

You know you’re pushing it when even Lucy looks fazed.

This is why it is a Shamrock, as it is a Sham for all of Nancy’s friends.

I guess they sold out of Groundhogs day cookies.

“Om Schnom” is my new meditation mantra

Ah’m looking over A three-leafed clover Dat I overlooked be-three…

You like birthday gifts from friends, Nancy? Well, don’t.

Sluggo is not surprised

It’s really hard to give freely: Hey, if your car is down you can use mine. Uh, but gas ‘er up, ‘k? And only for work. Etc.

An inescapable universal truth:

Those who spend their own money on themselves care about both quality and price.

Those who spend their own money on others care about price but not quality.

Those who spend other’s money on themselves care about quality but not price.

Those who spend other’s money on others care about neither quality nor price.

Clever. :)

Penny pinchers are not loved.