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Jaimes must have needed a rest day; it looks like the art in every panel is the same except for the position of Mildred’s left arm.
Esther, the school is burning! :|
Esther, we just got a call. Your mother died this morning. :|
Esther, you won the lottery! :|
“Amazing” is not the word.
Speaking of unwarranted aggression, I’m not entirely comfortable with the look in Nancy’s eyes as she crushes those leaves.
Sometimes Nancy reminds me of Master Shake.
I’m not gonna remember the joke; you’ll have to stick around until then to remind me.
In a world where an accepted definition of “literally” is “figuratively,” all bets are off.
The lazy man works the hardest.
That may not have been what Fritzi meant when she asked if Nancy was “ready for the first day of school.”
I like the implication that we’re supposed to read the captions as a voiceover.