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Affirmation has never felt so hollow.
I finally realized who it is that Elvis reminds me of when he poofs- Eric Cartman.
Standing next to the bush with Esther in it.
When was the last time we heard Nancy apologize for herself?
Nobody can prove he never said it.
The way comic strip time works it’s actually possible we’ve been seeing scenes from multiple sessions, but absent contradictory evidence I like my interpretation best because it’s funnier.
Yes, we’ve only had one practice, but the fact remains we only ditched it once.
I neglected to put it to text at the time, but I suspect the June 12 strip was a veiled dig at the “move on already” crowd.
I bet Nancy would be great at Calvinball.
Nancy almost always listens; she usually just doesn’t hear. Or rather, she hears what she wants to hear.