Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 29, 2022

The take away menu?

I never did understand why it was supposedly safe to breathe in (or out) the virus as long as you were eating or drinking.

The CDC recommends you leave. Go to your basement and die.

But the CDC’s recommendation will change before your order arrives.

This.. is where those finger bowls to wash your hands in should be mandatory.. given you need to wash your hands before taking off your mask.. and before putting it back on.

Think of all the calories you burn fearing even leaving your house or car.

Like anything the CDC has said has actually been true.

Why wear a mask? Isn’t the “great” vaccine supposed to cure all problems. If not, take a booster. If that doesn’t work, take another booster. Just boost your ass right on out the door. It’s all B/S.

What would Stahler do for material if he didn’t have the pandemic to draw from.

They recommend eating at home.

Chef Salad, tomato bisque, Porterhouse steak, medium well, mixed veg. And a fried egg on top and spam.

This is getting old, stahler is wearing it out

The CDC recommends you eat at home.