Andertoons by Mark Anderson for January 16, 2022

Thus began the intergalactic war that wiped out the human species.

How rude! Can’t they see he’s busy reading his GoComics?

He is busy checking how his selfie is trending…..

he’s such a space cadet…

You didn’t say “please”.

Not saying it would have made a difference, though.

I went into a fishing tackle store and said “Take me to your leader”.

Sorry, I can’t drive that thing.

Give me a minute. I’m googling it and trying to find the correct answer.

We have a leader?

A Martian approached the composer Schubert and said “Take me to your Lieder”.

That would be the rectangular god he’s communing with.

Excuse me. Your bump is on fire. Hello!!!!!