Adult Children by Stephen Beals for January 13, 2022

I was told that there were no returns or exchanges. Heck, there doesn’t even seem to be a manufacturer’s warrantee on this thing.

She could make life better by getting some fruit punch at the punch bowl. No one is there right now. There is no punch line..

The key is to live large

The lines are always looooong!

Nope, once is enough, don’t need a new model.

In the ’70s in the town we lived in there was a hot tub store called Luxury Lifestyles. Our standard response to “Do you want anything from the store?” was, “Yeah, a luxury lifestyle.”