Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 12, 2022

IRL=In Real Life (as opposed to online)

Hit him with your purse.

So can I just close this page? (In my mind, I’m hitting the Escape key.)

Is that a gun or a portable drill?

Ask him if that’s loaded.

This puts a new perspective on the meme that says the original GoFundMe plan was “Get a job.”

That’s a caulking gun.

He didn’t get any likes.