Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 23, 2022

I’m 36 and I still can’t whistle.

How about giving Phoebe some wings, Marigold?

I keep googling “Nickelodeon casting calls” but I never find a chance to audition as a voice actor for this comic’s series.

Didn’t Phoebe once have a tail a long tike ago? I think when she was transformed into a goblin (no recollection of being transformed into a humanoid unicorn).

Could wear a dress with a tail without modification. She does that sometimes.

Me thinks Marigold was replaced with a Changeling.

Also, I wonder what Lord Splendid Humility does on Sundays.

What LSH does on Sundays? Hides, I suppose!

Car doors, house doors, school chairs, and of course; the bathroom!She’ll likely shed that tail, right quick.

Discontinuity? She has given Phoebe a tail at least twice as far as I can remember.

Marigold also flew, or at least floated, as a result of receiving compliments. And she made Phoebe fly for a brief while, I think for Halloween, although only a couple of feet above the ground.

A tale for a tail Phoebe? It would only get in the way!

Lead with your weakness.

I saw a youtube video where a horse lay on the ground and turned on its back in the same position as Marigold to fart a few times. Now, Marigold is not a horse, but she’s definitely farting. XD

Wise unicorn, in this instance.

Marigold could always magically adjust her clothing.

If the show goes to Paramount+ like the other Nick shows, I may just sign up.

Phoebe already had a tail {temporarily} about four years ago.

A day Phoebe will have a magnificent tail!

Boo. Tails are great fashion accessories. Boo I say.

Tails get in the way unless they are prehensile or have a hand. Not wearing pants is fun.

Oooh, oooh, do me to! I want one that’s prehensile!

whoa… i was thinking about the tail thing, like 2 days ago (or so)

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